Goldmember

What is Goldmember?


1.

a crazy dutch bastard - who is obsessed with gold - lost his genitailia in a smelting acident - is peeling - and wants to flood the world

1. "i love GOLD!"

2. "can i paint his yohoo gold?"

3. "im peeling"

2.

Floppy old man who collects and eats his own skin-flakes. Flexible. Enjoys the odd smoke and a pancake.

Would you like a smoke and a pancake?

3.

he has a gold PENIS!

4.

A Dutch guy who, like me, eats his own skin flakes.

"Dude, you're like Goldmember eating that shit."


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