Goldmoose

What is Goldmoose?

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A type of Condom made of pure Gold taht only would fit te Gods of Olypmus, which are MASSIVE COCKS, also would taste like ranch.. with the side of bacon.

i wanna use my goldmoose on u... when u stick ur pnuz in u can eat her out and taste bacon ranch, which an obese man would use on chicken wings

See goldmoose, gold, condom, ranch, bacon
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