What is Golf Carts?
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Golf carts are wonderfully made contraptions. Usually made to coast all over a golf course. BUT for me and my friends in the "hood", we use them for drive-bys. You can shoot some people no problem in a golf cart, just reach out with a n uzi, bang bang, drive off as quickly as you can. Not a big deal.
OH SHIT A FUCKING GOLF CART DRIVE-BY!-Abraham Lincoln as he got assassinated by John Wilks Boothe (IN A GOLF CART)
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Man its so rough in my hood, that one time a group of white kids drove down to my house to ask directions to somewhere.
Im living ghetto fabulous in suburbia.
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