Golf Clap Edit Meaning

1.

1. An exaggeratedly quiet clapping intended as a show of sarcastic support or disdain.

c.f. the quiet clapping sound heard on televised golf tournament coverage. Due to the distance between the microphone and the crowd, the golf clap sounds like a nearby crowd of people clapping at minimal volume.

1. He dropped his fully-loaded cafeteria tray, breaking all the dishes. Naturally, we gave him a golf clap.

2. We cheered Sue as she crossed the marathon's finish line 8 days later with a hearty golf clap.

2.

Originally, "golf clap" was used to mean a sarcastic applause, for example the kind of applause that is given when someone drops their food tray in a cafeteria. However, it is increasingly being used to mean a sincere show of appreciation, especially on FARK.

"That is a great link! Golf clap to the person who submitted it."

3.

A quiet clap appropriate for a golf course. On fark, implies a certain level of sarcasm in the applause.

He wanted us to be impressed. I showed him just how impressed I was with the golf clap.

4.

A lewd sexual act involving two males and one female. While in the Eiffel Tower position, both men's scrotums quietly smack together successively.

Hey dude wanna tag-team that hoe? I don't think you'll hear the golf clap over the sound of her moans.

See eiffel tower, threesome

5.

golf clap (gawlf klap)

–noun

a person (typically of female sex) that does not reciprocate in the act of fornication. i.e. a chick that simply lays on her back while you plow her. coincidentally, a "golf clap" is as worthy of its moniker as an "applause" would be of its own.

"It's like when you clap your hands; You don't move just one hand, you move both of them... Unless it's a golf clap."

"She was definitely a 10 until I took her home and found out she was a golf clap."

See bum lay, necro, necrophilia

6.

Venereal disease you get while playing golf.

He farked the hostess behind the dumpster at the ninth hole bar and a few weeks later came down with the golf clap

See Tiger Woods

7.

1.verb, to move your hips back and forth causing your balls to clap against your upper crotch region and your shoal

2.a swigging action where your balls come in contact with your frontal regions and your butt

1.) Dude what are you doing? the golf clap man...

2.) My hoe didn't want to do anything with me that bitch, so I golf clapped that bitch in her eyes,that bitch got two black eyes now...

See clap, shole