Golf Pencil Penis

What is Golf Pencil Penis?

A penis that is relative in size to a golf pencil, width and length included.

M-Hey Johnny, guess what?

J-What?

M-You totally have a golf pencil penis!

See golf, pencil, dick, weiner, chode, wiener

Rusty Bayonet

1. when a guy puts on a strap on so that he can bang her in the ass with the dildo as he penetrates her vagina, or vice-versa. Same concept..

Asshooker;asshookingn

1. someone who "HooKs" the ass; may involve using anal beads... Bev The Humming Hooper.......

Eye Tap

1. Checking out someone to the point that you imagined 'tapping that ass'. Hey you see that Hottie? Yeah, I already eye tapped ..

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