Golf Pencil Penis

What is Golf Pencil Penis?


1.

A penis that is relative in size to a golf pencil, width and length included.

M-Hey Johnny, guess what?

J-What?

M-You totally have a golf pencil penis!

See golf, pencil, dick, weiner, chode, wiener


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