Golf Pencil Penis

What is Golf Pencil Penis?

A penis that is relative in size to a golf pencil, width and length included.

M-Hey Johnny, guess what?

J-What?

M-You totally have a golf pencil penis!

See golf, pencil, dick, weiner, chode, wiener

Endirety

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Fanooder

1. another name for the vagina. to be used in inappropriate situations when saying vagina or any other common word for the area is not pos..

Mash Her Gash

1. Term used to describe the act of hardcore/rampant penetrative vaginal sex. 1. "Oi Farmer... I wanna mash your gash!" 2. &quo..

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