Golf Pencil Penis

What is Golf Pencil Penis?

A penis that is relative in size to a golf pencil, width and length included.

M-Hey Johnny, guess what?

J-What?

M-You totally have a golf pencil penis!

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Girton

1. A place you dont want to go but are abliged to. Liz: Im going to the movies want to come? Steph: Soz gotta girton to go to. See girto..

Jergen Off

1. Jerking off using lotion, preferably Jergen's brand lotion. "Got a new vid and a bottle of my best brand. Leave me alone I&ap..

Clearance

1. a good deal on clothing. oh my god...look at the clearance rack...that shirt is only $5 dollars!..

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