Golf Pencil Penis

What is Golf Pencil Penis?


1.

A penis that is relative in size to a golf pencil, width and length included.

M-Hey Johnny, guess what?

J-What?

M-You totally have a golf pencil penis!

See golf, pencil, dick, weiner, chode, wiener


71

Random Words:

1. taking a dump, particularly a high-fiber one that causes an audible 'plop' upon casting. Sometimes you'll find yourself ..
1. Comes from "Sex and the City", where Carrie describes it as the feeling you get when you meet someone you really really like. ..
1. a furball with flibulosis. inconsiderate cat with olllllo meeple wibble flibblle arg kerplunk. That was NOT my ollllo. how marvellous..