Golf Pencil Penis

What is Golf Pencil Penis?

A penis that is relative in size to a golf pencil, width and length included.

M-Hey Johnny, guess what?

J-What?

M-You totally have a golf pencil penis!

See golf, pencil, dick, weiner, chode, wiener

Kruse Splat

1. Having the stamina of less than 10 seconds, Whether intercourse, or fore-play Ha bitch i just kruse splat all over your face. Man last..

Middleing

1. to have sex with a person's nose. its the way his nose fits that makes middleing so enjoyable. See nose, middleing, middling, sex..

Kijowski

1. Slang term for Polock who lives in Long Beach, California. Damn nigga, the LBC is ternin inta Kijowski Town! See Lewis..

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