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A late night trip to a supermarket, normally performed under the influence of alcohol. The supermarket of choice is usually Tesco due t..
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So you’re doing this chick from behind. When you’re about to come, pull out and jizz all over her back. Then, when she turns around to t..
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a poo that disappears round the bend of the loo before you stand up, and leaves no trace of pooey remnants on your arse when you wipe.
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