What is Goliath?
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*A term referring to something enormous in size and structure.
*A major figurehead in the Bible. He was an enormous man who was almost unstoppable.....almost, because David chucked a rock at his forehead and down went Goliath!
*A term referring to a man of enormous structure.
"Metal Gear is a Goliath-sized walking tank with big-ass weapons!"
"Arnold Schwarzenegger is not Goliath-sized....but he still rules."
-me
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A girl on a cruise from Minnesota with huge boobs... and loves to flaunt it.
Look at Goliath over there showing off her boobies, but I wonder who gets to play with them?
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A very polite young man. Goliath's are often very well muscled but do not use that strength for fighting unless absolutely necessary. Goliath's are respective of woman and often considered the perfect gentleman, although the long hair is sometimes misleading. Likes Alexandra's.
Wow, that guys strong.
Yeah, he's a Goliath. He's real sweet though.
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Denoting an extra large penis
Did you see Reineck's penis knock out that chick. Goliath strikes again
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Goliath derives from the nickname given to David for his unknown sized penis by his bomb ass friends who hit up White Castle cuz itz da shit. Only known surviving witness is a young carbon based female who goes by the name Jenny, not the Criag. David is a Hollister fanatic who on occasion wears cub jersys reading "Fuk-u-do-me" Legend has it, his pimp ass bifocals have the ability to turn him gay at will. We understand this because of his famous quote, "If ur hot im single, but if ur ugly then im gay!" Some question if his gayness is permanant due to the fact he is always hitting on his sexy ass friends, especially Bruzr. Sadly, David is unaware of his infatuation and unrequitted love for the one named Jenny, once again not the Craig.
David: So you ready for round 2 Goliath
Goliath: I should call the police for the way you beat me!
*Police* (knocking on door): Open the door Goliath! We know ur in there.
Goliath: Youll never catch me alive damn coppers! Im hangin with my bomb ass freinds, Bruzr n Titanic, theyre owning me in smash bros right now! (Borat voice)"I Like"
Jenny: Get em, he put me in a wheelchair and didnt even call. (What a pimp)
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