Gollum Edit Meaning

1.

Middle Earth's equivilant of a crack head

I'll suck it for the preacious

See Emily

2.

From the Lord of the Ring's trilogy; he is one of the greatest CGI character's of our time.

He has a split personality. One being Smegol, his former self. The other being Gollum, a personailty created by the ring that poisioned his life for 500 years.

Smegol tries to aid Frodo and Sam untill Gollum finally betrays them and sends them to Shelob.

Gollum: "We could let...'her' do it."

3.

messed up hobbit consumed by the ring, his "precious", who will do anything, i mean any thing, for that thing. must have smoked a lot of crack or something cuz he always makes a weird noise in his throat that sounds like: "ggggoooollummm, goolllummm." (hence the name)

Gives us great lines in LOTR

Gollum says: "Whats taters, precious, whats taterseh?"

Sam: "PO-TA-TOES, boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew. Oh, a few coneys and some chips, even you couldn't say no to that."

Gollum: "Oh yes we could!"

See k dawg

4.

Noun.

1. m. Character found in the book 'Lord of the Rings' Smeagol.

2. f. Woman obsessed by desire to get a ring on her finger to the point of self-debasement and self-loathing.

3. m. Male who guides a hobbit into the Land of Mordor and thence into the Crack of Doom.

4. mf. Sexual partner intent on slipping their finger into your precious ring.

"Blimey, that bird I had last night was a right Gollum. She must be medically trained, checking my prostrate out like that."

See mordor, gay, desperate, desperantic, anal sex

5.

Adult who cannot let go of the past, cannot progress to new things and is constantly bitching, moaning and complaining about everything they have lost. Gollums can whine about lost money, lost careers and lost loves. They have a complete inability to move forward in life and always believe their best days are long behind them, like Gollum in the Lord of the Rings, who was unable to move on after losing his precious ring of power.

Michael Jackson? Sheeit, that nigga be a gollum, with that Neverland shit, sleeping with boys and shit... Man, grow up, Gollum-ass muthafucka!!

See michael jackson, whiner, bitching, cry baby, loser

6.

A villain in J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings. He is after The Preciousss. Has double personalities--Gollum, the evil one, and Smeagol, the good one. Ate Frodo's finger.

"WE MUST GET TEH PRECIOUSSSS!!!11!!1oneone!!1eleven"

See Nyanko

7.

he wants tjhe preciousssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

ahh the precioussssssssssssssssssssssssss

See egypo