What is Gollum 3000's?
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The sequel to the hit "Gollum 2000's" (Boxer shorts). They have new and improved 'comfort zones' and a special 'precious pocket' for sticking your precious in it. Truly a vast improvement over the
You can purchase them off the internet but why not just wait for the Gollum 4000's or Gollum Classics.
Costs around $69.99 or £65.99.
.....Or if you are really raking in the curry, you can wait for the
"Myself? I have the Gollum Classics"
- Joseph Stalin
"Gollum stands to make alot of dough out of this"
- CNN 'Business Review'
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shit
I bet he left some rectal paste in his tighty whiteys when that bus almost side-swiped him!
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A cell shaded JRPG based off some crack dream of composer Frédéric Chopin.
What the hell is Eternal Sonata?
See frederic, chopin, eter..