Gollum 3000's

What is Gollum 3000's?


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The sequel to the hit "Gollum 2000's" (Boxer shorts). They have new and improved 'comfort zones' and a special 'precious pocket' for sticking your precious in it. Truly a vast improvement over the WordGollum Originals/Word which were inferior in every way to the 3000's.

You can purchase them off the internet but why not just wait for the Gollum 4000's or Gollum Classics.

Costs around $69.99 or £65.99.

.....Or if you are really raking in the curry, you can wait for the WORDSmeagol's/WORD. Which look wikkid.

"Myself? I have the Gollum Classics"

- Joseph Stalin

"Gollum stands to make alot of dough out of this"

- CNN 'Business Review'


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