Golly Edit Meaning

1.

The whitest word ever. a synonmyn for gosh only white people use it

Drew's mom said "Golly" to Drew's little brother because he wanted to vaccuum his room.

2.

another way to life...also can be used as golly gee or golly gee wilickers....You're only cool if you say golly

Why cant skeletons play the organs?

Cuz they dont got any

"ooo golly thats funny"

"Golly gee im crackin up"

"oo golly gee wilickers"

See funny, laugh, titter, chuckle, crack up

3.

A word used by American youth during the 1950's. Now the word is mainly used humorously to mock the purported wholesomeness of American culture. It mocks the nonexistent "values" that Americans and Christians claim to posses in abundance. The word when used to mock these traditions is very Nietzschean and little angsty emo kids all over the word rejoice in using it as they wait for the same fate to befall them as their parents (they grow up and conform to the same idiotic practices as their parents).

"Ward, I think you were a little hard on the beaver."

"Golly, gee whiz Mr Cleaver, why did you fuck Beaver in the ass so hard?"

"All of you shut up, I am on of TV land's greatest dads."

As a form of mockery:

"Golly, I guess I'll go eat some apple pie, toss the old baseball around then root for the hometeam! We're playing Springfield High! Nah, I think I'd rather get drunk and fuck my girlfriend."

See god, american, wholesome, bullshit, morals, christianity, america

4.

An interjection to take place of "God"

Generally Southern

Golly, that's funny!

See Biznatch

5.

Short for gollywog, a doll collection given away after x number of tokens from the side of jam jars were sent away. Purchasing one jar a week, it took several years to amass the entire collection. These dolls were outlawed after they were claimed to be politically incorrect, although dolls are worth £50 ($80) each.

I found an ancient collection of gollies last year.

See Kung-Fu Jesus

6.

As gay as possible, but still heterosexual, like wearing wings and a g-string to a victoria's secret convention, and your a male

My friends and I were participating in a golly good time of all male swimming in tight nut-huggers, yet we are all straight

See golly, jolly, holly, rolly, tolly

7.

To finally spit a substance culminated and harvested in the chest/lung region.

Can refer to the actual spit or the process of "Hock-ing" it up and out.

"See that huge golly I just did?"

"I need to golly."

"I need to do a golly."

"I got a fat golly in my mouth."

See Diego