What is Golo?
1.
A drink made from mixing cask wine and Solo. Usually consumed by underage drinkers or students due to their lack of funds.
The term 'Golo', is derived from the two words Solo and Goon.
Benefits of drinking Golo include; doubling your supply of drink, a blow up football which can then be later used as a pillow and making cask wine taste a shite load better than what it does.
Consuming Golo has some bad side effects including, but not limited to; vomiting, nakedness, sense of misdirection, waking up in an unknown place, loss of memory, hangovers than can last for days and a general loss of dignity.
"Man I can't drink at the party tonight. I'm totally cashed out.."
"Just get some Golo dude, shit is cheap and will fuck you up!"
"Hell yeah! Golo is a great idea! Hello Hangover! Woooooooooo!"
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2.
having a, or being of a massive dong.
A lover of DVS
My boyfriend was a real golo, and he pleased me all night long.
