What is Golonka?
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1.)A short hairy man who enjoys women of the husky variety.
2.)A frequent delusion with ones sexual orientation.
3.)The act of anal sex and defecation simultaneously, preferably when one is experiencing bud mud. "ridin' dirty"
4.)The acts of wearing a shag carpet permanently on ones chest
1.) pat: Can i get a lip?
Mike: Fuck off golonka
2.) Justin: dude wheres anna?
Pat: Shes in my closet.
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