Golonkadonk

What is Golonkadonk?

A woman who is over six feet tall. The main factor that decides if Mike Golonka finds a girl extremely hot.

Janet is 6'5! A total Golonkadonk.

Money Contest

1. Not quite a dick waving contest, but invitation can be precipitated by what one believes is leading in the direction of said contest. ..

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1. A response to any unexpected or displeasing news which expresses surprise and occasionally vague embarrassment. "Reed, get a job o..

Turn Left!

1. Things that car racers do which somehow makes then an 'athlete'. Whenever a 'neck starts talking racing to you, you shou..

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