Golonkadonk

What is Golonkadonk?

A woman who is over six feet tall. The main factor that decides if Mike Golonka finds a girl extremely hot.

Janet is 6'5! A total Golonkadonk.

Qmud

1. The word 'bump' written as if reflected in a mirror. Used as a faux-novel way of saying 'bump' in 4chan threads. Ne..

Protini

1. A health drink consisting of mainly sperm. Dude, I jus finished a 20 oz Protini, can I have some of yours? See sperm, protein, disgust..

Cracklight

1. A really bright ugly overhead light that comes with many rental apartments. My eyes hurt from that fucking cracklight. See light, crac..

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