Golonkadonk

What is Golonkadonk?

A woman who is over six feet tall. The main factor that decides if Mike Golonka finds a girl extremely hot.

Janet is 6'5! A total Golonkadonk.

Tomato Slices

1. big, oversized, extremely red nipples that resemble tomato slices. Usually they are found on overweight white women with pasty skin, but..

Rocknesh Mohnshter

1. A retarded way of saying "lockness monster" Requires extreme skill to master saying "God djeammit rocknesh mohnshter&qu..

Vermont Condom

1. going in unprotected, not pulling out when you bust your nut, then praying you're not going to be a daddy we didnt have any rubber..

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