Gombos

What is Gombos?


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a purple dinosaur who lives wit his best friend dilly at home and in college. he only goes out with one shoe on and responds to the name 'stevie'. he has a strong loathing for his neighbor leavitt, and he has random outbursts where he breaks shit in his room and is forced to listen to his ipod in the closet so he can calm down. known for having only eight and a half toes, he works at the local sticker factory and eats half pieces of cheese and gives the other half to his kitten lyla and friend MoJo. he never learned how to ride a bike, and his favorite pasttime is opening and closing the blinds of his elementary school cafeteria. he met a girl named lauren who is allergic to gluten, which means she cant eat bread. and so he also developed the allergy and then decided to live with birds in the wild for awile. oh and he works for santa in his spare time.

"NO NO DILLY!!"

"ohhh look at mee, i am gombos and i wear red shirts and spend all my money on fuzzy jackets and nice sneakers. i like apple pie from phantom farms and i have a scab on my left shin from falling on the ground."

See idiot, funny, goofy, bubbly, silly, dilly, willy, gluten, horseshoe, Kite Runner


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