Gomery

What is Gomery?

A lazy ass who somehow manages to get others to do everything for him without the others realising.

Can be manipulative if not getting their own way and is prone to sulking if out of the Gomery comfort zone (i.e. the sofa).

'What are you doing tonight?'

Smiling obliviously 'Oh im going round to the Gomery's to sweep floors and give him a blow job'

See lazy, manipulative, oblivious, sofa

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