What is Gomes?
1.
To shit oneself by accident
ROFL, did you hear about what happened to Eric on the way home from school? Yeah, he pulled a Gomes. Diarrhea running all down his leg!
2.
Worse than a Gomez, Gomer and Guido combined. Gomes is a steamy, ultra-runny, chunky (peanuts), light tan colored, most vile pile of diarrhea that one accidentally extricates at a inopportune moment. A Gomes is a surprise attack that can happen anywhere and always occurs while fully dressed. For some reason it has been know to occur at a disproportional rate while walking home from school. Perhaps due to being overly bored in class all day? To be called a Gomes is to be called this. Simply Nasty!
Example 1:
Mario: Yo Angelo, did ya here what happened to Levio?
Angelo: What?
Mario: He pulled the biggest, nastiest Gomes ever when eating lunch with his Mom at Olive Garden yesterday!
Angelo: No fucking way!
Mario: Yeah, the diarrhea ran all down his leg and onto the carpet and waiter yelled at him and told him he had to clean it up.
It soaked right through his shorts!
Angelo: Jesus.
Example 2:
Hey Gomes, that's my last fucking beer! Hands off Gomes!
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3.
To shit oneself by accident.
ROFL, did you hear about what happened to Eric on the way home from school? Yeah, he pulled a Gomes. Diarrhea running all down his leg.
4.
To shit your pants while walking home from school.
I just gomesed in my pants.
5.
That way cool dude that all the ladies love. He works at Subway and makes a killer sandwich. Gansta playa that gets all deez....PHATITUDE!!!!
Dang, I just ate me an awesome Gomes sandwich!
6.
can be defined as "The Big Tub", "The Great One", "The Great White Shark", or simply "The Don of Poker".
Did you see Gomes today ?
Yea, he was parked illegally and got a ticket.
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