What is Gomez?
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After a verticle 69, you powerbomb the girl into the ground, flip her off with both hands, yell "GOMEZ" in her face, and walk away.
I gomezed my girlfriend last night, she loved it.
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2.
Easily one of the most individual and fantastic bands ever. A person who disagrees with this statement is a
We love beer! We love beer! We love Gomez!
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A person who seems to leak pheromones. His very presence draws both men and women to him dying to be his. Someone who isn't exactly great looking and is not exactly nice but for some reason evryone wants him... Everyone.
Person 1: Did you see that dude yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, why is his hair so long?
Person 1: I know he seriously needs to cut it.
Person 2: He is such a Gomez. I think I'm gonna ask him out.
Person 1: No way, I am.
And then a catfight ensues.
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Probably the most talented band performing today.
"that new gomez track is superb"
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The scrubbiest scrub ever to fail at boxing and life. Leader of the notorius gang called El fuego locos de la diablos rojas. And is the first person ever to figure out that stick fighting hurts.
Gomez: Hey beech! Don't make fun of jesus!
Gomez: Stick fighting hurts!
Gomez: I got power locks and windows, but they are still in the box.
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after doing a vertical 69 with a girl you power-bomb her into the ground, give her the finger with both hands and yell "GOMEZ!"
I gave that bitch a gomez last night.
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A talented preformer on the male
genitel area.
yo that gomez sure is GOOD
oh sucki sucki NoW!!!
1.
Used primarily in the context of fashion and clothing, means to steal or directly copy another person's style - often in an act of jealousy or unoriginality.
The implication of doing a Gomez is that you'll end up looking like your mate by copying him or her - see also,
"Yeeeah, she did a Gomez and bought those jeans that Katie has"
"Mate, Jon just Gomez-ed your scarf....twat"
