What is Gomper?
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When I listen to Their Satanic Majesties Request, the only psychedelic Rolling Stones album, I skip from the seventh track, The Lantern, to the ninth track, 2000 Light Years From Home, because those are both good songs but the one in between them,
Gomper , totally sucks.
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A very/slightly unattarctive member of the opposite sex. That ugly that its really nasty to see. You just want to place your hand abover their head and shout GOMPER!
Someone who was born unlucky ugly and turned out to be a Gomper e.g. "Bloody hell, She's a right gomper"
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A person of low intelligence or retarded.It can apply to a male or a female. Gompers may or may not know that they are retarded. The term originates from the Gomper School for the Mentally Challenged in Phoenix, Arizona.
Oh, that dude is such a gomper, he can't even f'in tie his shoes.
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To insult someone who is stupid to the point where you want to pull your eyes out of your head.
Bernard was so stupid for shitting on a cat..........'He's a facking Gomper!'
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a big sweaty drugged up mess
"oh my god i am one reisty gomper!"
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Your Gran is a right old Gomper
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Alternative spelling:
Obscure insult of dubious origin, recently given a crass crowbar back into public use in a tragically ill-scripted advert for Bisto Gravy.
Conceivably made up by a PR exec with too much time on his hands, hoping to get some kudos for starting a new trend.
You know that tedious 'friend' you have who thought it would be cool to try and coin a new word by overusing it constantly, despite it having utterly no meaning and sounding ridiculous? He's a gompa!
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