Gonaherpasyphilitis

What is Gonaherpasyphilitis?


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A combination of sexually transmitted diseases, usually contracted from gutter sluts or swamp donkeys. Has no known cure.

Dave: Conrad, what did you do last night?

Conrad: I caught gonaherpasyphilitis from that nasty assed gutter slut that hangs around the bar. Now I have dried, crusted, oozing sores on my genitals. Very itchy!

Dave: Oh thats nasty!!

See swamp donkey, gutter slut, herpes, nasty, genitals


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