What is Gonger?
1.
Strictly a hockey term used to describe a situation that was or could become out of control involving lots of dirty sluts and a lot of booze. This term is unknown to civilians outside the dressing room and is a word used with pride and class by some of the dirtiest hockey men alive. Strictly a class word.
"Fuck boys me and Stewy wheeled two broads last night and Stewy pissed on my broad while she was fingering Amy's asshole, it was a fucking Gonger and a half."
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2.
Generally used by hockey players, can be used to describe a person,place, thing, action or an occurance. Can be used in both positive and negative ways.
Stems from the saying "gong show"
A) Person- " Fuck did you see the way Jimmy played today?"
"yeah he looked like some kind of shithead gonger."
B) Place- "Hey is that new bar any good?"
"Naww its a fuckin gonger."
C) Thing- " Damn straight Amy sucked my Gonger last night"
D) Occurance- " Shit that party last night was a gonger!"
E) Action- " Yo man you want to come gonging with us tonight?"
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3.
Ginger/blonde haired person
"Ashley May and Shelagh Wilson are sooo gongers"
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4.
One of the worlds most useless, waste of space, human beings ever encountered. Brings absolutely nothing to a conversation. Often seen staring inappropriatly and obviously at womens chests and asses. Said to have the game of an emaciated Haitian and the driving skills of
Yo, did you guys see gonger last night wrapped around that telephone pole?
Gonger surprising went home alone after doing "She Bangs" at the karaoke bar.
Where did all the pepper pizza go??? Oh shit I forgot Gonger was even here he hasnt said a word tonight that pizza eating asshole.
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