Gonk

What is Gonk?


1.

A person who is stupid. A general insult.

"Oh, you gonk"!

See Luke

2.

A way of saying "oh shit" or it can be used to show disgust. gonk has many uses and is sometimes used as an emoticon on gaia

Nick: So, I walked in on my mother taking a shower

Tim: :Gonk:

3.

A Gonk is 2 things:

1- It’s another name for a troll (a toy monster thing with sticky up hair)

2- It’s a person that looks retarded with big glasses like jam jar bottoms and snorts like a pig.

1- Waaaaaah, I’ve broken my gonk :(

2- Eww! Look at that gonk!

4.

A length of toilet role covered in fake fur which is supplied as a prize at fairs. Due to its pathetic pointlessness, it can be used as an insult.

You are such a f*****g gonk!

5.

A gonk is a Scottish term used for blowjob or oral sex performed on a male, often performed by skanky little middens or in homosexual cases by dobbers.

Geez a gonk ya dobber

or

that skanky little midden gave me a belter ae a gonk last night man

See blowjob, skank, oral, sex, glasgow

6.

A bunch of outcasts who group together because nobody else wants them. Listen to shitty screamo music. Usually found hanging around the obscure areas of schools to avoid mockery. Don’t realise just how unpopular they are. Usually lead by one (or two) pricks with long greasy hair and porn’taches.

"Dude, that fucking gonk needs to get a shave and sort his life out."

See gonks, gonk, screamo, facial, hair, fucking, fuck, wit, mother, fuckers

7.

complete arse with no chance in love or life

hayton you are a GONK etc

See arse, useless, arsehole, dickhead, hopeless


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