Gonk, The

What is Gonk, The?

The title of the "official" mall muzakin the original "Dawn of the Dead". Sounds like a zombie playing a xylophone.

If my local mall played muzaklike "The Gonk", it wouldn't make me want to buy, buy, buy. It'd make me want to leave, leave, leave!

W.o.w

1. The acronym for World of Worldcraft, a MMORPG created by Blizzard More like, W.O.W I paid for this crap?.. See wow, w.o.w, blizzard, m..

Objectively Broken

1. Fails to meet objectively reasonable expectations, often by design or while succeeding in meeting design goals. My DVD player is design..

Marilla Bounce

1. The unpredictable bounce produced by the underclass tennis surface at the Marrila tennis courts. Known for many unforced errors and ball..

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