Gonk, The

What is Gonk, The?

The title of the "official" mall muzakin the original "Dawn of the Dead". Sounds like a zombie playing a xylophone.

If my local mall played muzaklike "The Gonk", it wouldn't make me want to buy, buy, buy. It'd make me want to leave, leave, leave!

Imagerbate

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Aunty Sue

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Spalker

1. A car that follows you in the parking lot hoping to get your space. Most usually at Wal-Mart, but also happens at upper class joints. ..

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