Gonk, The

What is Gonk, The?

The title of the "official" mall muzakin the original "Dawn of the Dead". Sounds like a zombie playing a xylophone.

If my local mall played muzaklike "The Gonk", it wouldn't make me want to buy, buy, buy. It'd make me want to leave, leave, leave!

Vbo'd

1. redundant; one who posts the obvious This is a vbo'd post: hmm, looks like it got slashdotted (link to wikipedia definition of sl..

Tinkle Fish

1. A tinkle fish is a person who sucks the farts out of dead seagulls for cups of bubble tea. Julie: "Gosh Angel is SUCH a Tinkle Fis..

Obama Necking

1. While passing cars on the highway that display Barack Obama bumper sticker(s) you turn your head while passing to see if the driver is b..

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