Gonk, The

What is Gonk, The?

The title of the "official" mall muzakin the original "Dawn of the Dead". Sounds like a zombie playing a xylophone.

If my local mall played muzaklike "The Gonk", it wouldn't make me want to buy, buy, buy. It'd make me want to leave, leave, leave!

Varty

1. A vaginal fart, expelled from a woman's vagina after too much air has entered her body during sexual relations. When she rolled ov..

Ditch Whore

1. A skanky girl who will fuck anywhere - usually in ditches outside bars, and comes back into the bar muddy and disheveled. Cindy is such..

Why Am I Wearing Pants? Moment

1. A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pantsis futile..

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