Gonk, The

What is Gonk, The?

The title of the "official" mall muzakin the original "Dawn of the Dead". Sounds like a zombie playing a xylophone.

If my local mall played muzaklike "The Gonk", it wouldn't make me want to buy, buy, buy. It'd make me want to leave, leave, leave!

Slob-ing It

1. Verb used when any number of SLOBs hit the town, smash it up (with a capital 'S'), have lots of banter, throw lots of sex toys..

Toothless Cougar

1. Middle-aged divorced or single women on the prowl for male companionship who don't really want sexual activity, they just want to b..

Slowie

1. A blowjob, performed with expert slowness. That chick gives great slowies. 2. 1.) To leap on top of a human being in the sitting posi..

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