Gonk, The

What is Gonk, The?

The title of the "official" mall muzakin the original "Dawn of the Dead". Sounds like a zombie playing a xylophone.

If my local mall played muzaklike "The Gonk", it wouldn't make me want to buy, buy, buy. It'd make me want to leave, leave, leave!

Jayne Cobb

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Florida Pedestrian

1. 1. something in your way 2. something irrelevant 3. potential road kill awakening speed bump Florida pedestrians are irrelevant un..

Les Is More

1. Meaning the same as "less is more," but with a Man vs. Wild vs. Survivorman twist. Les Stroud, star of Survivorman, has an ad..

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