Gonk, The

What is Gonk, The?


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The title of the "official" mall muzakin the original "Dawn of the Dead". Sounds like a zombie playing a xylophone.

If my local mall played muzaklike "The Gonk", it wouldn't make me want to buy, buy, buy. It'd make me want to leave, leave, leave!


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