Gonk, The

What is Gonk, The?

The title of the "official" mall muzakin the original "Dawn of the Dead". Sounds like a zombie playing a xylophone.

If my local mall played muzaklike "The Gonk", it wouldn't make me want to buy, buy, buy. It'd make me want to leave, leave, leave!

Glasgow Grin

1. A permanent way to turn that frown upside down; take your depressive/emo/irritating bastard, shove a credit card or similar object into ..

Banner Elk Suprise

1. The Banner Elk Suprise is preformed when a man is having sex with a woman doggy style and then places his thumbs together with the nails..

Jaggalizzle

1. 1. A "jag" who immitates others to fit in with a particular crowd. Person 1: I wore that shirt yesterday. Person 2: I bought..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Gonk, The Edit Meaning