What is Gonky?
1.
(adj.) extremely awkward, lanky, and/or funny. Derived from "gawky", but way better. May be used as a nickname (i.e. Gonks) or derogatory term.
"Gonks and Shneebs are so adorably awkward together."
"Yael is so gonky... just look at her argyle sweatervest!!"
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2.
A male from the 90s who could be hot.. but is way too cliche eg: long "grunge" hair, tie-dye t-shirt.. you get the point
"That guys an effin hottie"
"Nah. Hes way too gonky for me"
3.
a term used when something or someone is funky different or weird. usually sound but not attractive. used when telling freinds there guy is un-hot.
girl 1:em.. hes really hot!
girl 2:no i think hes pretty gonky.
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4.
a irish bloke thats thick as shit.
el-thicko