What is Gonsalves?
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the act of re-heating cold human shit in a microwave, then shaping it into the form of a penis and using it on your self to masturbate anally.
Tom : hey man what did you do last night?
Mike : i was pretty lonely so i put on some porn and pulled a gonsalves
Tom : oh wow man, thats fuckin gross
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