Gonsalves

What is Gonsalves?

the act of re-heating cold human shit in a microwave, then shaping it into the form of a penis and using it on your self to masturbate anally.

Tom : hey man what did you do last night?

Mike : i was pretty lonely so i put on some porn and pulled a gonsalves

Tom : oh wow man, thats fuckin gross

See shit, human, masturbate, anally

Jew Jabber

1. The annoying, nasel, whining, highpitched, stammering accent, of a New City YorkJew. Filler words "uh", "emm". Disgu..

5 Count

1. The thing that gets evey party, social gathering off to the right start; a toast where someone puts a fist in the air and counts off for..

Turd-tarded

1. a new word for dumbshit someone too stupid to wipe their own ass Wow people these days sure are turd-tarded morons. See george bush, ..

Gonsalves Edit Meaning