Gonsalves

What is Gonsalves?

the act of re-heating cold human shit in a microwave, then shaping it into the form of a penis and using it on your self to masturbate anally.

Tom : hey man what did you do last night?

Mike : i was pretty lonely so i put on some porn and pulled a gonsalves

Tom : oh wow man, thats fuckin gross

See shit, human, masturbate, anally

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