Gonsalvez

What is Gonsalvez?

To be abnormally homosexual but fantastic at hiding it. If you hear the saying "I'm horny"

in the shower lock the door and cover your rectum

i almost got Gonsalvezed in the showa

See rectum, fag, homosexual, shower, cover

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