Gonzales

What is Gonzales?


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A city in Ascension Parish which is OBVIOUSLY in Louisiana. It is located near Baton Rouge, the capitol of Louisiana. Gonzales is the Jambalaya Capitol of the WORLD! It is about an hour away from New Orleans.

Population:

1970 4,512

1980 6,891

1990 7,003

1994 8,565

1999 8,648

2006 8,899

2007 9,633

Let's go to Gonzales.

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