What is Gonzo Melvin?
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When one man, in the process of tag teaming a girl, prematurely ejaculates inside said girl before the other guy has a chance to take his turn. There after the premature ejaculator's friend either has to make the all or nothing decision to follow up or call it a day.
"Kyle and I tag teamed this chick. Sure enough about a minute in to it he Gonzo Melvin'd her and I had to follow up. It was the mosting disgusting moment of my life."
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Un-pee-ce-ov-shh-iet
(v)1. To remove any qualities which would cripple peak performance.
(v)2. To assuage disgraceful or unbefitting ..
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"they" used to tell children that masturbating would result in a variety of physical maladies, including hairy palms.
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