What is Gonzo Melvin?
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When one man, in the process of tag teaming a girl, prematurely ejaculates inside said girl before the other guy has a chance to take his turn. There after the premature ejaculator's friend either has to make the all or nothing decision to follow up or call it a day.
"Kyle and I tag teamed this chick. Sure enough about a minute in to it he Gonzo Melvin'd her and I had to follow up. It was the mosting disgusting moment of my life."
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Something that's impossible. It's like trying to run from a man that makes his living by running with a rickshaw all day long..
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When a man has sex with a woman in any "animal" style.
"I took her home and zooplankter."
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