What is Goo Monger?
1.
Someone creepy in a restraining order sort of way, who may at any time try to rape you or unsuspecting children. Often goo mongers have the famed
"Did you hear about the latest Michael Jackson scandal?"
"Yeah, he's such a goo monger!"
"Snoop's new single is called 'Sexual Eruption!'"
"Ha! I didn't know Snoop was a goo monger!"
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