Goobear Edit Meaning

1. A person who lacks the intelligence needed to put together a coherent sentence. I cannot understand what you are saying, you must be a ..

1. Flat Jrotc Pants Damn, look at them kahoonigans! Those kahoonigans make your ass look huge. My kahoonigans are green. See jrotc, hen..

1. To slap someone with their penis. (e.g. certain scenes on jackass or viva la bam) I totally just bombardi slapped you in the face! pw..