Goobernatorial Edit Meaning

1. A realization that you have just had a thought or said something so incredibly strange or stupid that you can only stand with your mouth..

1. To eject fecal matter with such speed and ferocity that it rebounds on whatever surface you are aiming at and hits you in the behind, qu..

1. A fumbling fall, usually head first, to the ground in a spastic manner. That fellow made a zigotango straight for the ground...