What is Goobert?
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A Goobert is someone who doesnt know what's going on (usually in a conversation)
Origin: Galway,Ireland
A:I hate Him he's so annoying!
B:Who?Jim?
A:NO!I'm talking about David!Your such a Goobert!
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2.
A pederast who gets into all kinds of zany and wacky trouble with the law.
That person is such a goobert, he pederized my child.
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