What is Gooby?
1.
The male reproductive gland, aka the penis
"Daddy, why is mommy kissing your gooby"
2.
A strange or awkward appearance.
"That person has a rather gooby face."
3.
A silly and lovable person.
Gooby is someone who cares about others and is very playful in a silly way.
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4.
To say "good-bye". Some persons run "good-bye" together, dropping the "d". This makes it sound like they are saying "goobye". This is, in turn shortened once more to "gooby". Mainly used by gay men in the Southeast United States.
"Ok Ramone, I'll see you at the Mr. Gay Tennessee pageant tomorrow! Gooby!"
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5.
The blob that appears in the corner of one's eye every now and again...
"Dude you got a bit of a gooby going on there"
"Really? Cheers dude" *wipes*
6.
The small, semi-corporeal clusters of cloud or gel-like material found as pickups in many games. Most commonly found in red (usually health) and blue (usually mana or similar).
"Gaaaagh, I'm running out of health I need more red gooby!"
"Goddammit who nicked all the blue gooby? Now all I can do is measly punches"
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7.
Vaginal secretions; usually pasty white and the consistency of mucus.
When Louise went to wipe herself after urination, she was mildly surprised to find a large glob of gooby dangling from womanhood.
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