Gooch Butter

What is Gooch Butter?


1.

A thin layer of smelly, sweaty, cheesy ball butter, that appears on the gooch, occurs when anyone from mexican or sweaty heritage does not shower the space between thei asshole and ballsack. It can be put on enlgish muffins and toast, and is a delicacy in Chineese Restraunts.

Waitress: What would you like to eat today sir?

Customer: I'll take the over easy eggs and toast.

Waitress: Jam or butter on the toast?

Customer: You guys got any Gooch Butter? If so, spread it thick.

See sweat, ball sweat

2.

When a male puts his finger on his gooch, collecting sweat and smell, and then sticks his finger in a peanut butter jar and licks it. That peanut butter is now gooch butter.

Sal: Why the fuck did you put your gooch fingers in the peanut butter?

Jimmy: It's gooch butter now.

See gooch, peanut butter, sweat, finger, gross


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