What is Gooch Cactus?
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The process if taking a massive runny shit without wiping, so you get dried poo on the gooch hair,thus resembling a cactus.
'Hey Pennington! Check out my gooch cactus, is it as spiky as yours?
No Joe, it isnt, ihave seven days worth of gooch cactus on me!'
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To be a fuck up/ screw up. Always doing stuff wrong.
That kid fucks up all the time, he is such a bumble weiner
See fuck up, screw up..
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when you are in the act of sexual intercourse with a black chick and you throw her out a 4 story window head first
you know that jigabo..