Gooch Cactus

What is Gooch Cactus?

The process if taking a massive runny shit without wiping, so you get dried poo on the gooch hair,thus resembling a cactus.

'Hey Pennington! Check out my gooch cactus, is it as spiky as yours?

No Joe, it isnt, ihave seven days worth of gooch cactus on me!'

See hair, gooch, cactus, poo, crusty, hygiene, penno

Prawnd

1. Like pwned and owned but a more omfgwtf1337bbq version. Started by Tamora in EVE ONLINE omfg he got PRAWND BBQH4X0RZ..

Ora

1. Used as a battle cry when charging up and about to pwn someone's ass. Gino: Ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora or..

Year 12

1. a sixth former who has yet to grow any testicles im year 12, but i wish i wasnt because we're all a bunch of cunts See clc, gay..

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