Gooch Cactus

What is Gooch Cactus?

The process if taking a massive runny shit without wiping, so you get dried poo on the gooch hair,thus resembling a cactus.

'Hey Pennington! Check out my gooch cactus, is it as spiky as yours?

No Joe, it isnt, ihave seven days worth of gooch cactus on me!'

See hair, gooch, cactus, poo, crusty, hygiene, penno

Yooty

1. Urinary tract infection or UTI. Plural form is yooties. Both my ex-girlfriends have yooties now but I don't really care. They we..

Quixtar-like

1. Greedy, money-hungry, describing people who fall for scams and pyramid schemes such as Quixtar and Amway (the failed version of Quixtar)..

Zipity

1. A lazy, self righteous prick who thinks he's better then everyone and owns all. A total half-assed attempt at being a human being o..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Gooch Cactus Edit Meaning