Gooch Cactus

What is Gooch Cactus?

The process if taking a massive runny shit without wiping, so you get dried poo on the gooch hair,thus resembling a cactus.

'Hey Pennington! Check out my gooch cactus, is it as spiky as yours?

No Joe, it isnt, ihave seven days worth of gooch cactus on me!'

See hair, gooch, cactus, poo, crusty, hygiene, penno

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