Gooch Cactus

What is Gooch Cactus?

The process if taking a massive runny shit without wiping, so you get dried poo on the gooch hair,thus resembling a cactus.

'Hey Pennington! Check out my gooch cactus, is it as spiky as yours?

No Joe, it isnt, ihave seven days worth of gooch cactus on me!'

See hair, gooch, cactus, poo, crusty, hygiene, penno

W.a.m.f.

1. Abbreviation for White Ass Mother Fucker That kid is a W.A.M.F. fakin' it with his grillz! See white, ass, mother, fucker..

Yank Yank

1. Used when someone says or does something you could care less about. -For added fun, do the jacking off motion when you say it :) M..

Man Cup

1. A cup of 1 beer and three shots of vodka. "I can't believe Ryan did a Man Cup! He's such a badass!" See man, cup,..

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