Gooch Cactus

What is Gooch Cactus?

The process if taking a massive runny shit without wiping, so you get dried poo on the gooch hair,thus resembling a cactus.

'Hey Pennington! Check out my gooch cactus, is it as spiky as yours?

No Joe, it isnt, ihave seven days worth of gooch cactus on me!'

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