What is Gooch Cheese?
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Often associated with 'duck butter' or 'smegma', gooch cheese is a creamy, cheese-like by-product of crotch sweat. It smells like a mixture ass, old pussy, and warm mayonnaise.
While Johnny was sleeping, I pulled down my pants, sat on his face, and left my stinky gooch cheese residue on his mouth. How you like that shit, Johnny.
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when a man goes days, sometimes weeks, without and shower and a thin layer of cheese appears in his gooch from his nutsack sweating then drying out so much.
dude i bet that nasty fat guy has the worst gooch cheese ever!
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1. (verb) The act of balancing a piece of fresh fecal matter on the erect penis before and during coital entry.
Joe is a jerk, I heard..
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One who would pass time playing with anothers penis.
that murf is a brown nosed 2@ he's up joes arse, bet he's his little nob..
