Gooch Cheese

What is Gooch Cheese?


1.

Often associated with 'duck butter' or 'smegma', gooch cheese is a creamy, cheese-like by-product of crotch sweat. It smells like a mixture ass, old pussy, and warm mayonnaise.

While Johnny was sleeping, I pulled down my pants, sat on his face, and left my stinky gooch cheese residue on his mouth. How you like that shit, Johnny.

See gooch, cheese, duck butter, crotch, pussy, Wes

2.

when a man goes days, sometimes weeks, without and shower and a thin layer of cheese appears in his gooch from his nutsack sweating then drying out so much.

dude i bet that nasty fat guy has the worst gooch cheese ever!

See gooch, cheese, nutsack, scrotum, stinky


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