What is Gooch Cheese?
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Often associated with 'duck butter' or 'smegma', gooch cheese is a creamy, cheese-like by-product of crotch sweat. It smells like a mixture ass, old pussy, and warm mayonnaise.
While Johnny was sleeping, I pulled down my pants, sat on his face, and left my stinky gooch cheese residue on his mouth. How you like that shit, Johnny.
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when a man goes days, sometimes weeks, without and shower and a thin layer of cheese appears in his gooch from his nutsack sweating then drying out so much.
dude i bet that nasty fat guy has the worst gooch cheese ever!
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