What is Gooch Cheese?
1.
Often associated with 'duck butter' or 'smegma', gooch cheese is a creamy, cheese-like by-product of crotch sweat. It smells like a mixture ass, old pussy, and warm mayonnaise.
While Johnny was sleeping, I pulled down my pants, sat on his face, and left my stinky gooch cheese residue on his mouth. How you like that shit, Johnny.
See
2.
when a man goes days, sometimes weeks, without and shower and a thin layer of cheese appears in his gooch from his nutsack sweating then drying out so much.
dude i bet that nasty fat guy has the worst gooch cheese ever!
See
Random Words:
1.
A piece of shit that is completely worthless and noboby actually wants. Before distribution, they stamp their logo all over it so nobody..
1.
What the tea boy gets told if he starts to argue abotu making the coffee.
"No, I'm not. I made it already"
"Yesyou..