Gooch Crystals

What is Gooch Crystals?

piss residue and or sweat that runs over your balls and dryes on your gooch, forming shiny crystal like substances

i wish i had a shower today, my gooch crystals are rubbing my leg

See gooch, crystals, ball sweat, piss, scratchy

Jeezed Up

1. Derogatory word for going to church, usually reserved for referring to other people or when one has to go to church when they don't..

Zaun?

1. something you grunt when you are confused "like wtf? huh? zaun? wazahun?..

Dumps Like A Bug

1. to have a very, very, very tiny (oh ever so small and puny) bowel movment. i must have a tape worm or something. i ate a whole pizza a..

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