Gooch Crystals

What is Gooch Crystals?

piss residue and or sweat that runs over your balls and dryes on your gooch, forming shiny crystal like substances

i wish i had a shower today, my gooch crystals are rubbing my leg

See gooch, crystals, ball sweat, piss, scratchy

Crotch Pirate

1. n. - A title often bestowed to people who crotch themselves on a near-permanent basis. See crotchula. "Gah, you're such a cro..

Monkey Junky

1. A male/female who gets sexual gratification from the hairier members of the opposite sex. Bob is a bit of a monkey junky, he took one l..

22378008

1. A dumb elementary school joke about Dolly Parton performed with a calculator. Kid 1: "22378008? I don't get it! What does t..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Gooch Crystals Edit Meaning