Gooch Crystals

What is Gooch Crystals?

piss residue and or sweat that runs over your balls and dryes on your gooch, forming shiny crystal like substances

i wish i had a shower today, my gooch crystals are rubbing my leg

See gooch, crystals, ball sweat, piss, scratchy

Hemphill

1. a tubby lard. Who's a hump-a-hill. Hemphill likes to hump hills HA. Get it? See Banana 2. an urban cowboy that claims he is fr..

Dropped Testicles

1. when the nuts fall down from the penis when u go through puberty dropped testicles, balls dropped See balls, nuts, testes, dick..

Jizzbreath

1. A person whos breath smells like Jizz from all the man goo gargling theyve been doing. Chris: HEY BEAN WHATS UP MAN? ANDREW: awwwww ma..

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