Gooch Crystals

What is Gooch Crystals?

piss residue and or sweat that runs over your balls and dryes on your gooch, forming shiny crystal like substances

i wish i had a shower today, my gooch crystals are rubbing my leg

See gooch, crystals, ball sweat, piss, scratchy

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