Gooch Crystals

What is Gooch Crystals?

piss residue and or sweat that runs over your balls and dryes on your gooch, forming shiny crystal like substances

i wish i had a shower today, my gooch crystals are rubbing my leg

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Dirt Off Ya Shoulder

1. as in, "get - that - dirt off ya shoulder." it means that you need to let go of that grudge you got on your shoulders because..

Rocking A Slater

1. Pooping while facing backwards on a toilet; much like AC Slater would sit in a chair. - Why the hell would you sit backwards to take a ..

Zeaver

1. someone who is beyond cool. hey, johnny is such a ZEAVER!!..

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