Gooch Laser

What is Gooch Laser?

If a there was a useless superhero he might have a gooch laser.

A laser beam would shoot out of the space between his testicles and his anus opening.

Capt. Gooch Laser blasted another hole thru his trousers but he saved the day!

uuuummmm GOOCH LASER !!!!!

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