Gooch Laser

What is Gooch Laser?

If a there was a useless superhero he might have a gooch laser.

A laser beam would shoot out of the space between his testicles and his anus opening.

Capt. Gooch Laser blasted another hole thru his trousers but he saved the day!

uuuummmm GOOCH LASER !!!!!

Red-turbaned Monkey

1. A swollen, throbbing erection seeking release. "I unleashed the red-turbaned monkey and she begged me for more!" See hard-on..

Poop Atoms

1. Invisible particles released into furniture when sitting on and farting Dan: Man, those movie theatre seats are musty! Trey: No doubt..

Browning The Meat

1. Putting your dick in someone's ass. I was going to put it in her nanner, but I accidentally ended up browning the meat. See anal,..

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