Gooch Mullet

What is Gooch Mullet?


1.

a patch of pubic hair that strangely resides on the gooch or taintof excessively hairy individuals; much like a happy trail on the underside of the genitals, but is instead known as a sad trail or, more often, a trail of tears

can also be used as a derogatory term for someone who is pissing you off (see slapnuts, douchebag, etc...)

I was about to give her some hot sexing, but when i saw she had a gooch mullet i threw up and passed out at the same time.

Nathan is such a gooch mullet for driving all the way home with the parking break on.

See gooch, mullet, taint, sad trail, trail of tears


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