What is Goochaplegic?
1.
One who is paralyzed from the gooch down.
1.Wolfgang fell on a picket fence right on his gooch, now hes a goochaplegic for good.
2.Serena severed her gooch whilst stretchng before her dance class, and was admitted to hospital and diagnosed a Goochaplegic.
3.
Serena: "Aww great, a goochaplegic, a day before the party!"
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