What is Goocher?
1.
Freaky /creepy shit happens, but not necessarily a bad or negative thing..
When singing or humming a song, and then turning on the radio to find that very song playing.. Classic
Goocher
Picking up the phone to call someone, only to have them call you before you even have a chance to dial.. Definitely a
Goocher
E-mailing someone only to recieve an e-mail from them on the same subject seconds before you send yours... Now that's a
Goocher
Was also quoted in "Stand by Me"
2.
When picking odd man out by flipping coins, a
Oh man, that's a goocher
3.
A goocher is the skin surrounding the penis of a male dog.
The vet covered the goocher with gauze while neutering my German Shepard.
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4.
When the clock strikes a point where all the numbers are the same, a person has to call "Goocher! I win!" If two people call the Goocher at the same time, they must repeat "Eat me cocksucker!" until one person gives up and the person who repeats it longer claims the Goocher. Getting a Goocher is good luck.
1:11, 2:22, 3:33, 4:44, 5:55, 10:10, 11:11 and 12:12. Note that 5:05, 6:06, 7:07, 8:08 and 9:09 are not Goochers. 11:11 is the Super Goocher and must be called as such.
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5.
As opposed to the typical wedgie which gets lodged in your asshole, this specific wedgie will get lodged in your gooch area causing much discomfort and confusion.
I went to pick the wedgie out of my ass, but after many failed attempts at freeing the underwear from my rectal area, I had realized I had a goocher
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6.
A "goocher" is a man who loves the smell, taste or texture of the gooch.
"Man, Johnny really loves the gooch, especially sweaty gooch... he's a super goocher!"
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7.
Someone that you think is totally hot.
That guy over there is a total goocher.
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