Gooch-guard

What is Gooch-guard?

Protective padding in specialist shorts to prevent goochchaffage during extreme cycling and other activities.

- Dude, what's your damage?

- My gooch-ache is killing me!

- Get crucial, you totally need a gooch-guard.

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