Gooch-guard

What is Gooch-guard?

Protective padding in specialist shorts to prevent goochchaffage during extreme cycling and other activities.

- Dude, what's your damage?

- My gooch-ache is killing me!

- Get crucial, you totally need a gooch-guard.

Unilazor

1. A unicorn's horn that is also used as a lazor, is a lazor, or shoots lazors. Check out that unicorn's mad UNILAZOR!!!!..

Ketchup Water

1. The most vile and disgusting thing found on Earth. Often a result of laziness due to a lack of shaking a ketchup bottle before spewage ..

Karpen

1. A patently insane person. He is definitely a karpen. See karpen, wackjob..

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