What is Gooching?
1.
Where your penis goes around your gooch and into your asshole.
I caught Logan gooching with Dr.Kelly the other day.
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2.
During an argument, when someone repeatedly changes the topic to ensure they always win.
I was trying to make my point with this guy, but he kept gooching to make himself look good and win the argument.
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3.
Verb: to gooch - to emulate ones peers in a feeble attempt to further ones social standing
"That kid keeps gooching Dan and its starting to get on my tits"
That kid acts so goochy
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4.
An industry term for duct tape that entails the unintentional act of tearing off a piece of duct tape and having it accidentally sticking to itself.
The most prevalent duct tape error, this is guaranteed to render the piece of duct tape torn off useless, as attempts to correct the gooching only lead to further gooching and sometimes unintentional pundling.
"Dude, so gay. I had the perfect size piece of duct tape and I accidentally let it go with my left hand and it fell on itself, and now its stuck and useless."
"Fuck man. I know exactly what you mean. Gooching sucks so bad."
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5.
A lewd sexual act associated with "alternative" methods of payment by customers, to expensive hairdressers - normally both male.
This is a non-specific term that covers a whole range of sexual acts - provided they fall within the context of the above transaction.
In relation to a balding friend receiving expensive hair replacement therapy -
"He's "gooching" his way to a full head of hair."
6.
Gooching. The act of grabbing/rubbing two fingers on someones gooch area. can be done either sexually or as a means of punishment or beating up. Mythically it is possible to gooch someone until they jizz.
Lets gooch that new year 8 kid, hes a pinhead. Gooch him good he didn't pay his money.Ohh baby gooch me till i jizz. HElP hes gooching me!!
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