Good Advice

What is Good Advice?


1.

Not stopping on the side of the road in back country vermont to take a piss because there are giant ass mooses and they WILL bite your dick off.

"Roger stop the car, I hav to piss"

"okay"

"pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh oh fuck a moose!!!!!!!"

"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SON OF A BITCH!"

"Its his fault he didnt use my good advice"

See dumbass, moose


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