Good Morning

What is Good Morning?

1.

The king of oxymorons. Good mornings don't exist to many citizens of the world. EVER.

Steve: "Good morning, Chuck."

Chuck: "Fuck you."

2.

A common phrase meaning the same thing as "hello" but it can only be used before midday. It does not necessarily assume the weather is good but is rather a simple greeting.

"Good morning" is another classic oxymoron.

See brendan

3.

When you wake up to your wife/girlfriend/some skank giving you a blow job.

I was so drunk last night, I don't remember what happened, but I woke up and that bar skank was giving me a good morning.

See bj, breakfast in head, good, brain, brain damage

4.

The act of cracking an egg over a steaming pile of fresh shit you just left somebody as a wonderful surprise.

I left a good morning for him in his lunchbox.

See shit, eggs

5.

A Morning in which a person masturbates

I had a good morning too!

See Jorje

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