What is Good Morning Vietnam?
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When a woman is about to perform felatio on you, let your rigid member be pulled down till it is parallel with your legs by the waistband of your shorts. Once the shorts are off enough to permit it, let the dick fly up and bash her in the nose, ideally drawing blood. When this happens, yell out "GOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM"
The date was going pretty well till we went back to my place and I gave her the good morning vietnam
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A device that calculates the life expectancy of a planet.
The Zweniphantometer predicts that the earth will end in 2012.
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