What is Good On Paper?
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A person that has seemingly excellent credentials (college degree, money, inflated job title) but is really a complete looser and out of touch with reality. Definitely the type with major skelatons in the closet. Frequently found among avid gamers.
This guy seemed so good on paper - cool job, nice car, huge house but it turns out that he's some kind of bdsm, cross dressing freak!
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To shake hands with an attractive female and run off to the bathroom within six seconds before the cells from her hand die off on yours ..
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When you squat over a womans face and place a testicle in each eye socket, she licks your ass while you "shift gears" with you..
