Good Scissors

What is Good Scissors?


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The sharpest, most expensive pair of scissors one has in the household. Used for more revered activities such as cutting hair, or wrapping gifts. Not the crappy blunt ones, the other ones.

'Has anyone seen the good scissors?'

'They're in the top drawer.'

'Nah, these are the normal scissors, I can't trim my nose hair with these, they're blunt as all hell.'

See scissors, cutting, good, home, chores, housekeeping


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