What is Good Scissors?
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The sharpest, most expensive pair of scissors one has in the household. Used for more revered activities such as cutting hair, or wrapping gifts. Not the crappy blunt ones, the other ones.
'Has anyone seen the good scissors?'
'They're in the top drawer.'
'Nah, these are the normal scissors, I can't trim my nose hair with these, they're blunt as all hell.'
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When you are getting ready to sit on the toilet and find that as you hit the seat your pooping, and you are done in just a few seconds.
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