What is Goodwill?
1.
A community-based store specilaizing in discount merchandise intended for those 'less fortuntante' -- but recently becoming very popular with the emo-blogger crowd looking to score cheap deals on ugly vintage clothes and vinyl records.
My friend Holley bought a dress for prom for $3.99 at Goodwill.
2.
a place for old clothing. sometimes very awesome. place to buy suits for 3 dollars a piece.
yo check out this mink shawl i got at goodwill!
I got a taco bell dog tshirt!
Nice!
3.
in theory: a community store used to provide clothes, ect. for the unfortunate.
in reality: a place where upper middle class children pretend that they are poor by buying ripped jeans and nasty t-shirts.
let's go to goodwill
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4.
put simply, the most amazing store ever.
not everyone who shops there is poor or looking for "vintage" clothes. some people, like moi for example, shop there b/c they actually like finding random clothing that's already worn in and has a story behind it.
much cheaper and easier than shopping at Wal-Mart or the mall
Goodwill is an especially good place to shop if you're friends with the manager, and, subsequently, sometimes get items for free
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5.
Verb. To donate any of your belongings to the Goodwill store for the 'less fortunate'.
"Oh hey, I don't want this. Let's goodwill it."
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6.
Noun; A place where desperate men can go to pick up non-desperate women and teenage females who find their thrill 'thrift shopping'. Ethical hippie women who love youth soccer league jerseys, fashion-obsolete jewelry, coffee/snot stained literature, and prom/wedding dresses often shop at Goodwill.
The females often wear youth soccer jerseys to compensate for the lack of breast mass they have, which truthfully - does look sexier in tight t-shirts.
Goodwill also offers unisex dressing rooms, providing an uncomfortable, yet threat free environment to fornicate. If you are without a partner, you surely can find one in Goodwill, because everyone is either desperate, or so pathetically beyond wealthy that they have convinced themselves that their fucked up childhood - which consists of a Mitsubishi Eclipse, a beaucoup of Christmas presents, and unlimited tanning bed visits - allows them passage to the art of thrifting.
Tifiny Young: Hey Staf, wanna go thrifting laterz?
Staffany Cohin: Ya, wanna go do the lesben sax in tha dressin room?
Tifiny Young: Duh! We're so edjay! How do my B size tats look in thas soccar jersey?
Steffany Cohin: Awesomes! Let's go check out some fine literatures! It will definitely help me work on my week ass potry skills!
Tifiny Young: Your tats are delicious! I want to lick tham! I made out with a girl once. I even thot it was a great idea to buy a prom drass he'yer! By the way, my brother is a faggit!
Steffany Cohin: Have you gained wait? OMGz its my old LYSA jersey! I donated it -- I should buy it back!
Tifiny Young: U totalzy shuld! We're so hot! Let's go cut our writs, and u can writes some like lame poetries n shit on ur myspace. Then I can smoke some cigarettes with my weak ass brother n his lame ass, short dack friends! They are all faggits!
Nickoli: Hey Tifiny!
Steffany Cohin: Is it true you fucked ur own brother?
Tifiny Young: Duh! Shutup tho.
Kevinz: I'm a large faggit. Large as in bulky n fat, n I can rap, but I'm just a fat white loser. Faggit as in, I get da mos church girlz, niggin.
Tifiny Young: I suck a reel good dack! Like seriouslies! Punch me Kavin!
Nickoli: I'm gunna go fack my saster in the Goodwill unisex!
Kevinz: Gotdman honey u gotz some big ass tatties. Tig ol bitties. Can u be exposen dem?
Steffany Cohin: Fur sure babie. I'm only use't ta scokin black dack tho. I will fur sure sock that dack, even tho its only like an elevater buttin.
Kevinz: Fuck dat. U a trick ass niggin.
Steffany Cohin: OMGz go get an English book out of the bin faggit and learn to speak some English. Dear diary, My life is like a black raven. Exist. Do we? Bird shat, my life, Mountain dew - earthworms. Fragrance lifts me, yet ignorance consumes me. Hark, the cold wind is north.
Kevinz: Got damn bithc shut itith up! U a wack ass fuckin biatch an ur daddy is a scientist in the UK. U needs to grow da fuck up. PS u got nice TATTIES.
Tifiny Young: OMG guyz we're back.
Steffany Cohin: How was the sax?
Tifiny Young: My brothers totally gay, couldn't do at! So I just masterbated to the Backstrat Boys!
All: Yay!!!
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(n.) The difference between the value of a business as a whole and the sum of its' net assets. Usually a measurement of reputation, position, contacts etc etc. When a new partner is accepted into the business, they must buy thier share of the goodwill
Can be positive or negative.
Goodwill in the business as at 31 dec 2003 was valued at £80,000.
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