What is Gooey Sanchez?
1.
1: You get a sock (preferably a long soccer sock)
2: Take a large crap in the sock
3: Wet the sock down with fluids if it is not gooey
4: Swing the sock at someone
Note: If it works properly it should leave a large brown mark and make a splatter on the persons shirt
That is a Gooey Sanchez
"why did you swing that gooey sh*t at me man!"
2.
Melt cheese on poo for added affect
"Oh Snap, that gooey sanchez has cheese on it!"