Gooey Sanchez

What is Gooey Sanchez?


1.

1: You get a sock (preferably a long soccer sock)

2: Take a large crap in the sock

3: Wet the sock down with fluids if it is not gooey

4: Swing the sock at someone

Note: If it works properly it should leave a large brown mark and make a splatter on the persons shirt

That is a Gooey Sanchez

"why did you swing that gooey sh*t at me man!"

2.

Melt cheese on poo for added affect

"Oh Snap, that gooey sanchez has cheese on it!"


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