What is Gooey Waffle?
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The male mounts the female and ejaculates on a flat surface of the female's body. After ejaculation, he grabs a fly swatter and slaps the pool of semen, therefore causing a (gooey waffle).
Female: "Oh god give it to me! Give me the gooey waffle!"
Male: "Uhhhh here it comes, the GOOEY WAFFLE!!!!! (male ejaculates all over female's back and swats her with fly swatter)
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